Tuesday, July 29

The Sexual Turn-ons Test

Your result for The Sexual Turn-ons Test...

The Passionate Lover

10% Libido, 6% Fantasy and 26% Passion!


You get turned on by acts of pure, sometimes raw, Passion. Lust and love go hand in hand for you, and without Passion in your lovemaking, there would be little desire for sex. To you, the intensity of being in the moment is what it's all about, and you make your partner feel as though he/she is all that matters. The only challenge is, of course, to keep that Passion fueled. Master that and you'll have true happiness.



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The Death Test

DEAD AT 68

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The Slut Test

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The Dating Persona Test

This is ME:






The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

The Sudden Departure

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

Your exact female opposite:

The Intern

The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Backrubber (DGSD), The Gentleman (DGLM)

Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you

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This is my EX:

The Poolboy

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

The Poolboy

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Your exact male opposite:

The False Messiah

The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

Always avoid: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Playstation (RGSM)

Consider: The Battleaxe (DBLM), The Nurse (RGSD)

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Your result for Are you a SEX nerd?...

You scored 36%!!


Your score on this test really doesn't tell you anything about yourself. However; if you did well pat yourself on the back for being so sexually well rounded- this also probably means that you are amazing in bed- come on, you know that's what you wanted to hear.


If you didn't score well have no fear- the correct answers are below- indulge your brain in a feast of sexy knowledge,



1. 1-3%. Crazy eh? The rest is composed of fluid from the prostate and the seminal vesicle.


2. Sperm count is higher in the winter. However, researchers aren't sure if the difference is substantial enough to make an impact on fertility. (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/fertility/MC00023)


3. This is true. There have been studies that have shown that it may really be the SRY gene (which is usually attached to the Y chromosome) that determines sex. There are cases of XX males that have an SRY gene and are completely physically functional, but are infertile.


4. The second answer is correct. Gymnos means naked. The Greeks are known for engaging in athletic activities NAKED- even running! Yikes! (http://www.yourdictionary.com/gymno-prefix)


5. Both answers were correct. The Roman gladiator's piercings kept their penis out of the way during combat and also served to prevent them from having sex without their owners permission. The owners were concerned with this because they were able to charge customers for having sex with their gladiator slaves- sort of like a "stud" fee, they had valuable DNA to pass on to create the next generation of gladiators. (http://www.statssheet.com/articles/article41702.html)


6. Boys begin producing sperm at the time of puberty; usually 14-16 years of age.


7. The temperature ofthe scrotum us actually lower than that of the rest of the male body.


8. The female system contains the most ova at about 20 gestational weeks. At this point she will contain 6-7 million eggs- during the second half of gestation about 4 million of these eggs will die. Consequently a baby girl is born having ~1 million eggs in each ovary. But the egg death doesn't stop there- before puberty another 600,000 will die; from that point the eggs will die at a slower rate. The process of egg death/destruction is called apoptosis- the eggs literally pop, sort of like soap bubbles- and the materials are absorbed into neighboring cells. This process is useful in that it kills off eggs that have faults.


9. This is true. The reason this occurs is due to the differences in chemical composition of sperm between men. The female system is slightly acidic in its healthiest state. Semen on the other hand is alkaline. Every bit of semen that gets into a females system throws the Ph off which effects the good bacteria that exist in the vagina. When a women has (unprotected) sex with the same person over along period of time her body adjusts to the chemical make-up of that person's sperm and can return to its normals state more quickly. However, if a women has multiple partners with whom she has unprotected sex, the bacteria levels will be effected and she can get something called bacterial vaginosis.


10. The environment in the vagina is acidic and harmful to sperm.


11. The word pudendum actually means "thing of shame"- nice right?


12. The vulva is another word for the entire external female genitalia.


13. Swelling of the tongue is NOT a typical female sexual response- though with all of the people in the world I'm sure someone experiences it.


14. The first answer is correct. Genital bisection is/was (not sure if it still goes on) practiced by some Australian Aborigines- it is an extension of a procedure called subincision (was more common) which involved cutting the under side of the glans penis. Where else can you find two headed (bifid) penises is Australia? On the marsupials and monotremes that live there- thats alot of bifid penises in one place! Obviously- these procedures have to be done CAREFULLY. The penis is made up of three hydraulic chambers, each of which has a tough covering which allows it to fill with blood become rigid. There are two on top (the corpus cavernosa) and one underneath (the corpus spongiosum). By cutting through any of the chambers one greatly increases rick of losing penile rigidity- because the chamber will not hold blood. The general consensus seems to be that as long as two of the three remain intact the penis can achieve a rather normal erection- usually it seems the spongiosum is the one sacrificed- while the cavernosa remain intact. Aside from rigidity being lost- other dangerous factors to be taken into account with genital bisection are nerve damage and excessive bleeding. My educated guess is that usually the corpus cavernosa are left intact because they are next to one another instead of one on top of the other- making the penis "even" if they are the only two left. If one cavernosa were divided and the other cavernosa- along with the spongiosum- were left it would leave the penis lopsided. I can't see that being any fun.


15. Homosexual behavior is something found in most, if not all, mammalian species.


16. False! There are organisms that reproduce sexually without actually having different sexes in their species. Look it up- interesting stuff.


17. The Shakers are a Protestant religious denomination that do NOT condone having sex. I know in 2006 they only had four members left- I wonder if they got any new ones.


18. The gonads are present in both sexes. In males they are known as the testes and in women they are the ovaries.


19. Gender is the cultural interpretation of how one should behave according to their biology.


20. This is true- the rest of the animal kingdom probably thinks we are very bizarre.


21. Answer: Generally, for a woman, serious assesment of a man's potential (as a father and provider) typically comes before sexual involvement.


22. No. In cross cultural studies it has been shown that though these behavioral expectations are USUALLY the same- there are cultures where they are very different. Example: aggressive females and passive, emotional males. Look into the study done by Margaret Mead.


23. Sexes within a species are determined by the following criteria: The male is the one which produces a large number of small reproductive cells; and, the female produces small number of large reproductive cells.


24. Anisogamy refers to the form of sexual reproduction that includes gametes of different sizes.


25. The glans of the clitoris contains about 8,000 nerve endings! That is more than the ENTIRE human male penis...

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Whoa, I guess I'm not as sexnerdy as I thought... o.O

I Won!

National Spelling Bee Champion


CONGRATULATIONS!

Wow! You got all answers correct, making you The National Spelling Bee Champion! Brilliant Job!!


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Monday, July 28

Zi Youniverse for Me

Youniverse Movies TestYouniverse Movies Test

Quiz: How Do You Stay on the Bright Side?


Optimistic Attitude

Things looking up? No surprise if they are! After all, you can be counted on to spot the silver lining in most situations. Stuck in traffic? Vacation cramped by rain? An optimist like you will find a way to make the most of it by reading a book or hanging out in a coffee shop until things clear up. After all, you can handle almost any less-than-perfect situation. Sure, you know life is full of ups and downs, but by not focusing on the negative, you've got more time and energy to make good things happen.

Whether you're striving to succeed in your relationships or your career, your positive outlook helps you keep your eye on the prize. And with your great attitude, friends most likely depend on you for motivation and inspiration. Way to look on the bright side!











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Smile! How many tests prove me my optimism and I'm still pessimistic about it? Err... o.O

Quiz: What's Your Secret to Success?



Positive Attitude

Every cloud has a silver lining. And more than most, you see the truth in that. When your car breaks down, you get locked out of your house, or you have a tight deadline at work, you don't let it get you down. In fact, you usually try to see the bright side of unpleasant situations.

You're able to keep an eye on your goals and figure out a way to achieve them without getting bogged down by obstacles or negative thinking. With your sense of humor and positive outlook, you're able to keep the mood light and find something to learn from. And your future looks bright because of it! But you already thought that. Congrats!



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"No point in crying over spilled milk", right?

Quiz: How Would You Spend Mad Money?



Friends and Family

A real gem, you'd blow your new-found fortune on the things that are the most important to you — the people who are the most important to you! Whether it's buying a huge house for your parents or throwing the most amazing party for a few hundred of your closest friends, you'd feel richest when you're sharing the wealth. Kind and caring, you know that a fool and his money are soon parted, but you've got more than enough of what really matters: Love.

So don't think you have to wait until you've gotten your hands on mad money to show you really care, make a card or lend a hand. It doesn't cost a thing, and those around you will certainly appreciate it.



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You've heard it friends and family! Make me a mad millionaire! Hahaha!

Saturday, July 26

Quiz: What's Your Dream Career?

Rock Star

Can you think of anything better than having all eyes on you? We didn't think so! That's why your dream job is standing on stage, under the spotlight, rocking out! Not selling merch, or just playing in the opening band — no, you need to be the main event. Outgoing and personable, you thrive when you can connect with others and make a big impression. And being on stage, literally or figuratively, pushes you to be your very best.

But you don't have to be Bono or Gwen Stefani to keep working the spotlight. Just use your original flair for being the basis of your social scene and making friends wherever you work — you'll be sure to shine!


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Cool! I could so live a RockStar life! Put me on the A-list, babe!

Quiz: What Do You Want in a Man?

Romance Middle Low

Romance
You don't need a doting guy in order to feel satisfied. In fact, although you might prefer a guy who'll occasionally pamper you with gifts or affection, you don't need your ideal man to be a true romantic. (Two famous men who might fit your romance profile are Mark Wahlberg and Jack Nicholson.) Heck, you might even find sappy or romantic acts cheesy rather than desirable. Or perhaps you look at men with a realistic eye and recognize that the passionate, expressive qualities many women crave are rarely found outside the movies. Whether you're romantic or not, your open-minded, practical outlook will significantly increase your chances of meeting Mr. Right!


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I wish this answers the grand question of who among the two men to pick.

I'm still confused.

Thursday, July 24

The Brain Test by Tickle




Left-brained

Most left-brained people like you feel at ease in situations requiring verbal ability, attention to detail, and linear, analytical ability. Whether you know it or not, you are a much stronger written communicator than many, able to get your ideas across better than others.

It's also likely that you are methodical and efficient at many things that you do. You could also be good at math, particularly algebra, which is based on very strict rules that make sense to your logical mind.

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True on most, but I'm not particularly good in Math. :(